Reasons I am a librarian and miscellaneous drivel (am I spelling that correctly?)

1. I am a reader; I am not a bookkeeper.
2. I am a reader; I am not a bookkeeper.
3. I am a reader; I am not a bookkeeper.

Obviously, someone expects me to be a bookkeeper. I CAN'T MAKE MY BOOK FAIR RECEIPTS MATCH MY DEPOSITS! I have 10 extra bucks! Can't we call it a donation and forget it? Geez Louise!

Brett brought home new shoes tonight. Goober only sniffed. In the meantime, I found one of my new Keds sneakers in his favorite spot. Miracles do occur! The shoe was in one piece!

I am a librarian; I am not a housekeeper...