One reason to like hospitals

No one can call you between the hours of 9:00 PM and 8:00 AM--or is it 9:00 AM? Either way, I wouldn't get two calls between 7:05 and 7:15 AM on the first day I'm taking off work--the first day I'm trying to sleep in.

Brian called to tell me to put the sticker on the car that is already gone for the morning and Dad called to ask me about some work he wants the boys to help him with this afternoon.