This is bad...unladylike...hilarious...What's a mom to do?
I live in a house with 4 men, so this may be less offensive than I believe it is. If I'm wrong, I apologize in advance.
Bart, my college son, told me a while ago that he tries to impress his friends with his...uh...gas. "You try really hard because you think it's going to be a big one, then it's like, pppbpbp. You want to impress them and all you do is make them laugh at you."
I had to laugh at that. "Impress your friends with THAT?"
"That's what friends do today to impress each other, " he replied.
I said, "That's shallow."
His reply, as uncontrived as anything he has ever said: "It's not shallow. It comes from the inside."
posted by Carolyn @ 7/30/2004 05:57:00 PM
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I'll just stick to belching.
And if HE impresses them, wait until they meet Brennan.
Yeah, Brennan stinks!
Just told Rich that he's enough to leave an "impression" for the entire family.
And you haven't seen him for a while, Ben. He's worse than ever and, considering the size of the rest of us, he's huge.
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