Will this NEVER end? I HOPE NOT!

Our efficient secretary sent out the bulletin today along with a message:

Most of you know that Mom is in the restroom at Butler. They are having a little Fall Festival Friday night. They have several local businesses that have donated prizes, such as floral arrangements, gift certificates, etc., and I am selling chances for $1 each. Money from this raffle will go in the nursing home activity fund. See me if you would like to purchase a chance.

It took a few e-mails from staff for her to realize that she had accidentally locked her mother in the restroom in Butler rather than in the rest home in Butler.

That's OK. These gaffes are the only things holding us together.