"Interesting Vacation"

Duke Hamilton of B-105 got more than he bargained for today when he put out a request for listeners' "Most Interesting Vacation" stories.

Paraphrase of one listener's story:

"My wife and I went to Cancun with some friends of ours. My wife and my friend's wife wanted to go shopping. Well...we didn't want to do that, so we decided to go to the bar. Uh...we kind of lost track of time while we were there and we forgot to pick them up, so we went on when we realized it, but when we got to the place where we were meeting, they weren't there. Turns out they were in jail. They'd been picked up as prostitutes because they'd stood on the street corner too long.

"Now prostitution is legal there, but you have to have a license. When we went to pay the fine to get our wives out of jail, we found out that it was cheaper to pay for a prostitution license than it was to pay the fine...so we bought the license and got them out..."

Duke lives just across the way. I wonder if he'd quit laughing by the time he'd driven his 30+ miles home.