Stolen from Jody

1. Beer: batter
2. McDonald's: fries
3. Relationships: Nice
4. Purple: People Bridge
5. Power Rangers: Bart, Brett, Brennan
6. Steroids: Baseball
7. Cartoons: Bugs Bunny
8. The President: W
9. Tupperware: Burp
10. Florida: Electoral joke
11. Santa Claus: Ho ho ho!
12. Halloween: Black cat
13. Alice: in Wonderland
14. Grammar: school
15: Myspace: Stupid
16. Clowns: Bozo
17. Marriage: Happy
18. Paris: France
19. Pat: Boone
20. Pass the: butter
21. One night stand: Gross
22. Donald Trump: Power trip
23. Neverland: "I won't grow up."
24. Pixie: Sticks
25. Vanilla ice cream: chocolate syrup
26. Hooters: Brian (He HATES that place. Seriously.)
27. High school musical: Disney money scheme
28. Pajamas: cozy
29. Woody: Woodpecker
30. Wet Socks: Cold feet
31. Love: and marriage