The fun continues

Today:

Incident 1:

A student who "pushed around elderly people at the Wool Fest" wanted to list his title as "Escort."

Incident 2 (which will leave you laughing and crying at the same time):

Two students came into the library after I allowed my detainees to leave. "Mrs. Reid, you're a librarian and you read a lot. Can we ask you a question?" (THIS is a red flag.) I hesitantly answered. "Uh...sure."

"Were there Catholics when Jesus was alive?'

I grabbed a pair of scissors and stabbed my thigh repeatedly to control the giggles that wanted to escape.

"Uh...no. The Catholic church as it is didn't come until much later."

One elbowed the other. "See? That many people saying the same thing can't be wrong!"